Celebrity Jokes

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle 

What do Britney Spears and Pepsi have in common?

They both come with plastic jugs.

Why did Harry Potter have to retake his first year at Hogwarts?
Because he couldn’t spell!

Q: Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Roche?
A: They both come in a posh box

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa Clause stops after three hoes.

Britney Spears, Shaggy and Craig David were sitting in a room when suddenly someone farted

Shaggy quickly pointed out that "It Wasn't Me"
Craig David couldn't stand the smell and said "I'm Walking Away"
Britney Spears could do little more than admit "Oops I did it Again"

The next day they were once again sitting in a room and once again someone farted

Britney Spears: "Stronger than Yesterday"