Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they're going to rob.
"Drive slower" pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don'twant all the nitro in the boot to explode."
"Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box
under the seat .
Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
two blondes are sitting on a beach at night. One blonde looks up at the moon and says "what do you think is furthest away, the moon or Italy?" The other blonde just looks at her and says " DUH!!, can you see Italy from here!"
What is the difference between and ironboard and a blonde? - The legs of an iron are hard to open.
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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